It's difficult laughing my ass off with my mouth gaping open. Hilarious, but more than just a joke. Anyway, just found your work and have already read several. I hereby pronounce my like-age of it.
I noticed the premature advancement of age as well - and your poem on the subject was a much more enjoyable item of note. Thanks for the fun moments spent reading your lyrical request!
Timothy the Pirate - my new favorite poem. Thanks for the delightful minute or so reading it. I'm off to peruse your collection for more of the same.